Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows.

The Cheerio Joke Oh boy do I have a joke for you... Its called the cheerio joke. \------------------------------------- So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. Now there is this level 0 cheerio. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probably an alcoholic. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her ""will you marry me?""…

The Cheerio Joke Oh boy do i have a joke for you... Its called the cheerio joke. ------------------------------------- So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. Now there is this level 0 cheerio. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probaly an alchoholic. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her ""will you marry me?"" …

Yeltsin Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: ""Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."" Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: ""I have two really bad news items for you: 1) God really exists and 2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."" Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: ""I have good news and bad news: 1) The…