Woods Jokes

Back seat drivers are all the same.. "Why we going into the woods?" "Let me out"

customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS

[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks.

A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath.

A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)

The Rich Old Man A rich, brittle, 90 year old man walks into the doctors office for his usual check up. He sits down and waits until the doctor finally comes in: Doc: Hows it goin fred? Old Man: Good doc, but I gotta tell ya, something amazing has happened! Doc: What that Fred? Old man: Well, you know my girl friend is only 25 right? Doc: Yes Fred I remember her, gorgeous girl! Old man: Well doc, she's pregnant! I know thats normal for her but im 90 years old Doc! I must be some kind of s…