Western Union Office Jokes

A dog walks into a Western Union office, and says he would like to send a telegram. The lady behind the counter grabs a pencil and paper and asks what would he like to say. The dog says ""I want to send this message. Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof"". The lady writes it down and says, ""there are eight woofs here, you know for the same price you can send two more woofs"". The dog says, ""that message makes no sense"".

This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?". "Yes.... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..." She does. "Take it out..... go ah…