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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still c…