Topical Jokes for 10/21
(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)
NASA scientists are preparing for a mission to Mars by spending eight months in Hawaii. After eight months in Hawaii, the scientists will then go on a well-earned vacation.
...the Hawaii mission will help astronauts practice doing tequila shots while wearing those giant helmets.
Wal-Mart has announced they will begin offering checking accounts to customers. The checking accounts will give Wal-Mart …