Vw Jokes

What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed.

The VW Genie A man was driving his brand new Rolls Royce. At the signal this beaten up Beetle stops next to him, and tells him ""Nice car! I'm willing to swap you with my car for a $1,000,000"" The rich guy looks at him and says ""why would I want your car?"" At this point the VW's driver rubs the steering wheel and out comes a genie. He tells him ""I'd like to have some tea"". In a flash it's in his hand. The Rolls' owner goes berserk, gives him the money and the Rolls, and takes the Beetle. He…

Here is a joke that my 8 year old twins found very funny when I told them: A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him. - “Sure, no problem” - “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” - “Nice idea, no problem at all.” - “And can you make it so that the chocolate doors open and you can see the interior detailed in chocolate, like with a plastic model car? Same with the bonnet and trunk?” - “that will require some planning, but …