Vladimir Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river

Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?,"White Russian Straight

What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight

Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science

Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD