I enjoyed your vampire joke and remembered this one, check it out. There was this bar for vampires only. It was crowded with famous and rich vampires like Dracula, Nosferatu, Edward, Selene, Victor... Dracula himself was enjoying a cup of 18 y/o O negative, delicious. And this skinny looking vampire enters the bar and asks for a cup of hot water. No blood. The bartender is a bit skeptical - ""what are you doing with a cup of hot water?!"" ""just found a used tampon, gonna make myself some tea""