Vets Office Jokes

3 Dogs are sitting in a Vet's office... 3 dogs are in the waiting room at a Vet's office. One dog asks another, ""what are you here for?"" The dog replies, ""I'm a chewer. I chew furniture, I chew the kids toys, I chew my own ass. So they're gonna put me on Doggy Prozac"" He asks the first dog, ""what are you here for?"" The dog replies, ""I'm a pisser. I piss on the floor, I piss on my master's shoes, I piss on the furniture.... Doggy Prozac for me too"" They ask the third dog, a Great Dane, wh…

""The price of doing business at the Vet's office"" A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, ""I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."" The distressed woman wailed, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,"" replied the vet.. ""How can you be so sure?"" she protested. ""I mean you haven't don…