3 Dogs are sitting in a Vet's office... 3 dogs are in the waiting room at a Vet's office. One dog asks another, ""what are you here for?"" The dog replies, ""I'm a chewer. I chew furniture, I chew the kids toys, I chew my own ass. So they're gonna put me on Doggy Prozac"" He asks the first dog, ""what are you here for?"" The dog replies, ""I'm a pisser. I piss on the floor, I piss on my master's shoes, I piss on the furniture.... Doggy Prozac for me too"" They ask the third dog, a Great Dane, why he's there. He says ""I'm a humper. I hump pillows, I hump the cat, and last night my owner was getting out of the shower and dropped her towel, when she bent over to pick it up I couldn't help myself, I just jumped on her back and started humping."" The first dog says ""So.... doggy prozac for you too I guess?"" The Great Dane says ""No, I'm just here to get my nails trimmed.""