Sylvester Stallone meets up with Jean Claude van Damme, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger at a pub.
They get a round of drinks in and sit down at a table.
“Thanks for coming guys” says Sly. “I’ve had this great idea for a movie about famous 18th Century composers and I wondered if you guys wanted in? I’m planning on playing Beethoven.”
“I love the idea” says van Damme. “I’ve always wanted to portray Mozart”.
“Yeah, I’m in” says Lundgren. “Cast me as Handel”.
“What about you Arnold?” …