The secret services of the USA, Israel and Russia argue about which is most effective. An impartial Swiss judge releases a rabbit into thick woods and instructs them to find it. The CIA and NSA conduct months of testing, hacking and spying before concluding that rabbits don't exist. The Mossad torches the forest and proudly proclaims that the rabbit has been taken care of. The FSB goes into the adjacent woods. An hour later, it comes out dragging a bloodied bear, who howls ""Okay, I'm a rabbit, …