Uncle Randy Jokes

A man and his son were walking down the street... (As told to me by my brother) ...when the boy sees a dead bird with its feet sticking up in the air. The boy says to his dad ""Daddy what happened to the bird?"" ""Well son, it's dead."" ""Why are its legs in the air?"" ""That's so Jesus can pick it up and bring it to heaven."" After a moment of thought, the boy said ""Then mommy almost died!"" The father, confused, asks what he means. ""Well, the other day I saw mommy with her legs up, screaming…

Little Johnny wanted to know what magic was So he asked his mother ""mommy, what's magic?"" ""Dear, I'm far too busy, ask your brother"" she replied. So Johnny went and asked his older brother Dave. ""Hey Dave, what's magic?"" ""None of your business, ask someone else!"" Dave snapped. So little Johnny was left to ask his odd Uncle Randy. ""Uncle Randy, what is magic? Mommy and Dave won't tell me?"" ""Oh boy,"" Uncle Randy started. ""Magic is easier shown than explained. Drop your pants and undie…