Uncle Jack Jokes

Jokes

a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant.

Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

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If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

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If your uncle Jack is stuck on the roof and needs help. Do you help your uncle Jack off?

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What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or you can help your uncle jack off a horse

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If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?

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Capitalization is important. NSFW Capitalization is the difference between ""I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse."" and ""I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.""

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If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

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Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?

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Q: What's the importance of capitalization? A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse Q: What's the importance of capitalization? A: You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse

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You have an uncle named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

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If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?

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Remember where to put your commas kids... There's a big difference between helping your old uncle Jack, off his horse...

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Mariska Hargitay

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If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?

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If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?

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Good Grammar is the Difference... ...between * Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and * Helping your Uncle jack off a horse

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Don't forget capital letters... In the world of high-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: ""Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.""

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The Doily Box As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important. Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents.…

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Capitalisation It is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse," and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."

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Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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From an English Professor. "In the world of hi-tech gadgetry , I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the practice of using capital letters. The use of capitals , known as capitalization , is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Is everybody clear on that ?"

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Little Johnny saw his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and Daddy and...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I…

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