One day an old Ukrainian man found an antique lamp
He starts it to polish it off and 'Poof', a genie appears in a cloud of smoke.
"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes."
The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to Ukraine's border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."
"No sooner said than done!" thunders …