Uber Jokes

Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber.

What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche.

How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county? Legalize Uber.

Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as "Luber: For when you need to come fast!"

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job? Oh well that's just uber, isn't it