Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber.
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What do you call a really drunk guy leaving a bar? An Uber.
Why is Uber so weak? Because they don't even Lyft.
What do you call a drunk women? An uber so she can get home safe
Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers.