Tracey Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing? Tracey

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: ""I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."" ""Quattro is just the name of the car,"" the driver replies in disbelieve. ""Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."" ""You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here,"" sh…

There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey.

A dad walks past his Son's room He notices the room is super clean, the beds well kept and everything looks organised. A bit suspicious he looks inside and finds a letter on the study table marked just DAD. With trembling hands he opens rhe letter and it reads "Dad, I have run away with Tracey. I know she is 30 years older than me but I love her. We had to elope as she became pregnant ,and she told me it's my child. Didn't have enough money so stole some from your wallet. We will live in the wo…