Town Well Jokes

Farm Joke A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door ""Is your Dad home?"" ""No sir, he isn't; he went to town."" ""Well, is your Mother here?"" ""No sir, she went to town with Dad."" ""How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"" ""No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."" The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. ""Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all …

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. ""Is yer pa home?"" he asked. ""No sir, he sure ain't,"" the boy replied. ""He went to town."" ""Well,"" said the farmer. ""Is yer ma home?"" ""No, she ain't here either. She went to town with pa."" ""Well, then, how about yer brother, Joe, is he here?"" ""No sir, he went with pa and ma."" The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting f…