Big John
A man moves from New York City to the heart of Texas and applies for a job as a bartender.
The owner of the bar says to the man, "You know it's pretty rough around here, I'm not sure you could handle it, There's a stabbing about every night."
The man says he can handle himself, he's seen a lot, and in the big city he had to be tough.
The owner continues to warn the man, "There's also a shooting about once per week..."
Again the City slicker assures the bar owner that he can handl…