Wife: "How can you sleep knowing you're killing yourself by smoking?" Husband: "Easy, because I know I'm killing you through passive smoking." I hate not being able to smoke in pubs. People say to me: 'Think of the money you'll save by not smoking.' But actually I won't save any money at all, because I'll live longer. Sean Lock Did you hear about the man who was kicked out of a Tourette's Society meeting for using good language?