Hillbilly tries to get into Heaven
Bubba Buford Cletus Hogg died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates, Saint Peter told him that, because of severe overcrowding, all prospective heavenly souls had to pass an intelligence test to gain admittance. “Are you ready?” St. Peter asked?
Bubba Buford Cletus Hogg shrugged.
“Very well. Name two days of the week that begin with ‘T.’”
Bubba Buford Cletus Hogg thought and thought. He furrowed his brows and looked at his boots. Finally, hi…