A Tribute To Tim Vine A few of my favourite Tim Vine jokes... 1. Conjunctivitis.com, that's a site for sore eyes. 2. Exit signs. They're on the way out, aren't they? 3. Crime in multi-storey car parks. It's wrong on so many levels. 4. I phoned the local gym and asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said ""How flexible are you?"", I said ""I can't make Tuesdays"". 5. Black Beauty, now there's a dark horse. 6. I'll tell you what I love doing, packing myself into a small suitcase. I…