Third Person Jokes

An engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician stand outside of an empty house and watch as two people enter. A little while later, three people walk out. The engineer says, "It appears our assumption was wrong, there was one person in the house before." The biologist says, "It appears that the two people must have reproduced somehow, and that explains the third person." They both look toward the mathematician for his explanation. "It's simple, isn't it," the mathematician responds, "If one o…

The CIA was recruiting new agents As a test of commitment they brought a man to a door and gave him a gun. He was told his wife was in the next room and his first test was to go in and shoot his wife. The man was shocked and said he would never shoot his wife for anyone.He was sent home. A second man was brought to the same room and told the same thing as the first. He was very sad because he always wanted to be a CIAagwnt but there was no way he could shoot his wife.He too was sent home. The…

Here’s my cake day joke Me: Bruce and I are teaming up for a 3 member mission and are looking for a second person. Would you like to join us? Them: Uhh... do you mean a third person? Me: Bruce is 3rd person, I is first person, you is second person

i asked a bunch of students to state the singular third person pronoun other than “he” and “she” but nobody knew what it was