"This is not a drill!" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person

I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm.

Tried to "Catch 'em all," but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?

POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird.