"This is not a drill!" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person

Tried to "Catch 'em all," but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?

POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird.

Not my original, pretty sure I got it from a movie. If anyone can recognize where it's from please share (told when a third person enters a conversation) So then I said to the bartender ""Liquor? I barely know her!""