"This is not a drill!" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person

I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm.

POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird.

Not my original, pretty sure I got it from a movie. If anyone can recognize where it's from please share (told when a third person enters a conversation) So then I said to the bartender ""Liquor? I barely know her!""