A man is struck by a bus... on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. ""A priest! Somebody get me a priest!"" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind. ""A PRIEST, PLEASE!"" the dying man says again. Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age.""Mr. Policeman,"" says the man, ""I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Catholic. But for fif…