There's this guy named Jacob. His favorite color is green. He drives a green car, he has a green house, he lives in Greensboro. One day, he's out driving in the middle of nowhere when he realizes that he's about to run out of gas. He spots a green gas station up ahead and thinks to himself ""That gas station is my favorite color, so I'll go get gas there."" After he fills his car up he sees that it's getting late outside so he looks around for a hotel he can stay at. Sure enough, there's a green…