Blonde Joke A blonde fellow from New York City traveled to a Texas ""Dude Ranch"" on his vacation so he could experience the adventures of the wild, wild west. His first morning there, the cowboy preparing his horse took one look at the dandified city slicker and asked if he wanted a Western or English saddle. ""What's the difference?"" the fellow asked. ""The western saddle has a horn and the English saddle doesn't."" The New Yorker ran his fingers through his blonde hair. ""The one without the…