Terry Jokes

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'

Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover? He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves. Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor birthday cake and received numerous tractor themed gifts) Terry's life turned on it's head. An old farmer, a tractor driver and hero of Terry's stopped him in th…

A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... "Terry? What a stupid name!" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry.

Two friends, Jom and Terry, are on a road trip to Portland, Oregon, when their car breaks down. Along the way, on a long dusty stretch of nowhere in the midwest, the radiator gives out. It's an old beater anyway, and probably had only a couple years of life left. But Jom decides that they have to push the car to their destination. While Terry says that's a crazy idea, and they should just walk there instead. One thing leads to another, and soon enough they're in a full blown shouting match. Jom…

Scoutmaster Dear Dad & Mom, Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we we're all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.Oh yea! Please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark…

The Oregon Trail You meet the man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. ""That's a girls name!"" you say. Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin'Terry

You meet a man on the Oregon trail... You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin Terry.

A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"

Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover? He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast

Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry.

If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry.

Terry received a call from the coroner, who wanted to talk about his wife's recent death. Terry told him the sad story: "We were on the fourth hole, and Lily, my wife, was standing on the ladies' tee about thirty yards ahead of the men's tee when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a stone, I knew instantly that she was dead. God knows where the ball ended up!" "I see" said the coroner. "Well that explains the injury to her head but what about t…