Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry.#Terry#The Oregon Trail632🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry.#Terry#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??#Terry#Perry0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down.#Terry0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea#Terry#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp