Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry.

"Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off... Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"

Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.

Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry