Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry#Terry If#Terry#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.#Mr T#Terry#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp