Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??#Terry#Perry0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'#Perry0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry#Perry#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO#Perry#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Christmas in July A guy wants to get a really unique gift for his new wife for their fist Christmas together so he walks into a pet store with a sign advetising an amazing singing parrot. He goes to the counter to explain his situation and inquires about the bird. The shop keeper explains the bird would be perfect and takes the man over to show him what the bird can do. The shop keeper explains that the bird's name is Chet and that he works on cues then produces a book of matches from his pocket…Read more#Chet#Perry#Animals#Marriage+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp