Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. ""Hi"" said the voice ""this is Rollie. Come on over we're having a real wildass party."" ""Shit Ah'd shore love to"" said Tad ""but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea."" ""Bring it along!"" answered Rollie. ""The way thangs is goin' mah buddies'll drink anythin'!""