Tanner Jokes

I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer.

A rabbi works for 30 years performing circumcisions all the while keeping the ""trimmings"" in a jar. When he retires he brings this enormous jar to the leather tanner's and asks the tanner to make him something out of it, ""anything!"" The leather tanner tells him to come back in a week. A week later the rabbi shows up, and the leather tanner slaps a wallet on the table. The rabbi is disappointed, ""after 30 years, all I get is a lousy wallet?"" ""But wait!"" exclaims the tanner, ""If you rub i…

Circumcision Joke [nsfw] A mohel (for those who don't know, a mohel/moyel/mohil is a Jewish person trained as a circumciser for the bris) is about to retire and calls his friend in to tell him the news. His friend said "Why that's wonderful news, you've spent many a year behind the knife, I bet you'll be glad to retire." "Yes, I am, and look at this. I've saved every foreskin from every bris I've ever done, all here in this ziploc bag," and he pulls out a enormous bag full of foreskins. "Well,…