Syria Jokes

What does a Middle-Eastern person eat for breakfast? Syria-l

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned

Damn girl, are you from Syria? Because you're revolting.

Does syria have any walmarts? No, only targets.

Did you hear about all the problems going on in the middle East? I heard its pretty Syria-ous

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor? Leave.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents

How do you call the current situation in Syria? Very syrias

What do fat people in Syria need? Aleppo suction.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!

How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way.