How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way.
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Damn girl are you syria? She: Umm No
Did you know there are no Walmarts in Syria? ...only Targets
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria? A map.
Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because they're all targets