The First Jewish President' The year is 2016 and the United States has elected a woman, Susan Goldfarb, as the first Jewish president. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, 'So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?' 'I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be and my arthritis is acting up again.' 'Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home then a limousine will pick you up…