No arms, no legs. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? …