Two peanuts were walking down the street.. Peanut 1: ""I can't believe Jerry from accounting earlier"" Peanut 2: ""I know right. Who does he think he is, calling me nuts"" Peanut 1: ""Ah well, we can spread some rumours around the office about him tomorrow."" Peanut 2: ""That makes us seem so salty though"" Peanut 1: ""Who cares? Anyway, could you explain how to file those records again? I didn't quite cashew it"" Peanut 2: ""Well, in a nutshell, it's a simple alpha-numeric system"" Peanut 1: ""…