My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis.#Stewart Francis#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I found out the other day my sister was arrested for bestiality Well, just call me a monkey's uncle.... Credit to Stewart Francis#Uncle Credit#Stewart Francis#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)#Stewart Francis#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis#Stewart Francis#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis#Stewart Francis#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis#Stewart Francis#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis.#Stewart Francis#Teacher#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp