In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis#Stewart Francis#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis.#Stewart Francis#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)#Stewart Francis#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis#Stewart Francis#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis#Stewart Francis#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp