Steve Buscemi Jokes

It'd be funny if everyone told their kids Steve Buscemi is the tooth fairy.

I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having.

The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi

At first I thought maybe HBO had another vampire show. Then I realized that's just what Steve Buscemi really looks like.

I just poured out a bottle of Listerine for my homie Steve Buscemi, who we've lost to gingivitis.

Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite.

Steve Buscemi makes me regret buying a high definition tv.

Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing.

Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying "If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way" being true.

If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage.

TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep....