Starbucks Coffee Jokes

Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram.

Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????

If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked.

Has anyone out there tried "Starbucks" coffee? It's really good. I think that they have a location in LA.

I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning... Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, ""Thank you."" ""No problem."" I smiled. He looked at me again and said, ""It's empty."" I said, ""I know, it's a chimney.""

A Millennial is having a thought.. He types ""Capitalism is an outdated economic system and is causing the downfall of America"" on his Apple laptop as he sips his Starbucks coffee and wraps his American Apparel scarf tighter around his neck and texts his buddy about his moral superiority on his iPhone.

I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them.

So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic.

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is.