A German liked to amuse himself by scaring every Jew he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Yamaka. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, ""Where are you going, Father?"" ""I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,"" replied the priest. ""Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"" The priest …