Guy named Ross gets a new job as a school bus driver... He gets a bus that has Bert and Ernie, Grover, Big Bird, et. al. painted on it. He says ""Are you kidding me?"". Boss replies, ""Once you have some seniority we'll give you a newer bus."" So, he sets out on the run and at his first stop a boy gets on. Ross says, ""Hi. I'm your new bus driver, Ross!"" ""Hello sir! I'm Lester G!"". Kid sits down, takes his shoes off, and starts scratching at his feet and peeling scaly skin off. Ross is approp…