A lesson at a Soviet school During a political lesson at a Soviet school the teacher asks her class, ""Children, do you see God?"" ""No"" reply the pupils in unison. ""Good"" says the teacher, ""that means there is no God"" Vovochka yells from the back of the class, ""And can you see Mariya Ivanovna's brain? ""No"" reply the pupils ""Well, that sure as hell doesn't mean it's not there""