So a Higgs Boson boards the Mayflower... As the pilgrims set sail on the Mayflower at Southampton, England, a Higgs boson decided to join them. He snuck into the storage compartment, where he remained for the rest of the voyage. After weeks of travel, the ship anchored at Plymouth, and the boson went to get off the gangway but was stopped by some of the pilgrims. A very angry man in particular looked at the boson and boomed, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons on our ventures! This endeavor is strictl…